According to the Metro, a UK newspaper (metro.co.uk) jobseekers are resorting to stranger and stranger tactics on their CVs. One optimistic CV uploader quoted God as their referee. Another quoted his work history as containing ‘Master of Time and Universe’ – was his name He-man I wonder…
Feb 222011
Over on the South Coast of Australia a little girl miraculously survived being driven over by a bus. She has escaped with only minor cuts and bruises and has been released from hospital in Sydney.
Her father believes the miracle happened due to the Pope’s blessing in 2008 on his visit to Sydney.
The Church of England plans to rewrite the words used in Baptisms to make them more accessible to modern day christians.
The Rev Tim Stratford told the General Synod “The text does matter. You can’t make EastEnders out of Shakespearean tragedy without changing the language.”
The decision to change the wording came about as a result of the ArchBishop of Canterbuty noting his parishioners were ‘switching off” during Baptisms.
Feb 162011
The pop has forbidden an iPhone app which would save time at the confessional. It is not supposed to be a replacement but rather walks the penitant through the process. The Pope is not thought to be amused.
